Google Declares Email Revolution: Service Debuts Today To Handle Annoying Messages From Lottery And Autosurf Scammers

Has a “prince” or member of a “royal” family contacted you one too many times, asking for your help in resolving a pressing financial emergency?

How about that friendly autosurf scammer who wants you to purchase unregistered securities, engage in wire fraud and money-laundering — and wants you to encourage your family members, work colleagues and church friends to do the same?

Google has solved it all today with the release of  Gmail Autopilot by Cadie.

Make sure you read all about it here.

Don’t forget to click on the Terms link at the bottom of the Google page. You’ll need to know some things to get started with this convenient, new service.

Perhaps you’ll never have to deal with international royalty and autosurf scammers again.

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6 Responses to “Google Declares Email Revolution: Service Debuts Today To Handle Annoying Messages From Lottery And Autosurf Scammers”

  1. Happy April Fool’s Day to you, too, Patrick!

    Roxy

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  2. ……OTOH, give it a few more years and this MIGHT be real…..

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  3. The U.S. Justice Department dropped all investigations into ASD today and declared ASD’s business model to be sound. “We are ashamed of ourselves” announced William Cowden, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. “In order to make things right, we have not only returned all funds to ASD but we have appointed Bob Geunther to determine the amount of damages owed to investors, ummm, advertisers. In addition, any business wishing to receive Government bailout funds will have to use ASD’s ad rotator as their sole means of advertising.”

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  4. dirty_bird: The U.S. Justice Department dropped all investigations into ASD today and declared ASD’s business model to be sound. “We are ashamed of ourselves” announced William Cowden, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. “In order to make things right, we have not only returned all funds to ASD but we have appointed Bob Geunther to determine the amount of damages owed to investors, ummm, advertisers. In addition, any business wishing to receive Government bailout funds will have to use ASD’s ad rotator as their sole means of advertising.”

    Oh dear, I need a doctor, the cramps from the laughing are getting to me!

    Roxy

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  5. It’s nice that folks are enjoying a bit of April Fool’s Day. Google’s gag was pretty good — but dirty_bird’s newsline Washington gag was better.

    U.S. auto sales plunged again in March (down 37 percent), with GM leading the slide (down 45 percent).

    If the automakers simply would join a surf, they wouldn’t have to worry about selling another car. $1 billion in AVG right now would become $3 billion, with the 200 percent match.

    Instantly! — according to one promoter.

    Ford should sponsor GM into AVG to get its own 200 percent match, and both companies could surf their way out of the recession.

    And don’t forget about the birthrate advantage. It couldn’t be a Ponzi because more people are born than die each day.

    Patrick

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