JAN. 20: Get It At A Lower Price: ‘Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed’ Now Available; 43-Page eReport Reveals Shocking Truths About ‘Industry’
UPDATED Jan. 20, 2010: Sale. Price of Single-User License for “Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed” lowered to $9.88.
Dear Readers,
We are pleased today to release, “Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed: The True Story Of Ponzi Deceptions And Myths In The Criminal Autosurf ‘Industry.’”
Belong to an autosurf? Thought about joining one? Think they’re harmless?
Think again. “Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed” reveals some shocking truths about the so-called “industry.” You could be joining an organization whose members belong to groups that would embarrass you from one end of your town to the other.
You’ll read about bizarre litigation surrounding these groups and how you could become part of it just by joining an autosurf — perhaps even after hearing the pitch from a close friend or family member.
Perhaps even from a person purporting to be a “Christian.”
First, a few key facts about the publication:
- Pages: 43
- Words: 12,722
- Illustrations: 18
- Format: PDF (You’ll need Adobe Reader, which likely already is on your computer.)
- Download process: After purchase, you will receive an email with a secure download link. The product and your license will be included in a Zip file.
The Table of Contents has “clickable” links for your convenience. We recommend you read through the publication front-to-back once or twice. After that, you’ll be able to return to the TOC for quick reference and click on a link to take you to specific areas inside the document.
The price of the product is $27 (Jan. 20, 2010: On sale for $9.88) for a Personal Use License and $47 for a Family Use License. The Family Use License entitles you to use the product as a gift for up to five family members.
Purchase of the Family Linecse reduces your per-copy expense to only $7.83. With the Holiday season approaching — and with autosurf predators ready, willing and able to separate your loved ones from their money — “Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed” might make for an appropriate gift.
It is our hope that many people unfamiliar with the unseemly world of the autosurf will benefit from this publication.
Included in the publication is a “prayer” that circulated among members of the AdSurfDaily autosurf. The prayer is unique in many ways, perhaps particularly in its release date and in its fire-and-brimstone quality. The release date may trouble some readers — but it’s an important part of the fabric of the ASD story.
At the same time, “Rebates Aren’t Guaranteed” seeks to open eyes that have been closed by choice to the dangerous world of the autosurf. The eReport is filled with facts about ASD, Noobing and other autosurfs.
You will see visual evidence of why prosecutors say ASD President Andy Bowdoin is telling a federal judge one story and members another. If you are an ASD member, use the information to help shape your thinking. If you are a longtime autosurf observer, use the information as part of your continuing knowledge base.
The publication outlines deceptions and myths, destroying the myth that “offshore” autosurfs provide protection from the SEC and the FTC, for example. You’ll read about a notable Ponzi prosecution in Canada — one that resulted in disgorgement and penalties against the operators totaling $42 million.
Meanwhile, you’ll read about cases in which the government took swift action to stymie Ponzi operators, including companies and individuals who purported to be “offshore” but were operating from the United States.
You’ll read about why the Surf’s Up forum is important to the ASD case, and how fractured thinking has generated one magical theory after another.
The eReport also provides information on Curtis Richmond, including screen shots of Richmond-connected documents. You’ll be left wondering how he became such an important player in the ASD story, a man labeled a “hero” on Surf’s Up.
One of the chapters is titled, “Divine Viruses To Invade Satanic Databases.” The chapter outlines some of the oddities of the ASD case.
As always, Readers, we thank you for your time and appreciate your readership.
Here is the PayPal button for the Personal License: (On sale now for $9.88)
Here is the PayPal button for the Family License:
Thank you.
Regards,
Patrick



Patrick, you will be thrilled to know that as far as informational sources go, Bob Guenther places your site along side of his ASDMBA website for where one should get valuable and accurate information. I know, it’s an honor. He made this statement on the ASD-BIZ website, thereby inferring our info was of no value. Such a hurtful thing for Bob to say. I am nonplussed.
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Hmmm, Patrick;
If you paid 15% commission on 1st level referrals and 10% commission on 2nd level referrals, and then 5 people referred 5 people who referred 5 people, and so on, ad infitum…
It’s conceivable you’d soon have no time tine for anything other that managing your great wealth. And since there’s a legitimate product involved, you wouldn’t need to pretend you’re offshore.
PWD
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Hi Pat,
Just so you know, my laughter rousted Maddy from her nap.
Regards,
Patrick
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Patrick:
I just wanted to tell you what an incredible job you did on this eReport. I highly recommend everyone get a copy and read this eReport. This should be mandatory reading for anyone thinking of joining a pay-to-click/autosurf program. Well done.
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Im ahamed but WILL HAVE TO SAVE UP. I thank you for the info but I honestly cant afforod it at this time. I will buy it in when I can. Thanks for trying to educate all of us.
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crap, I dont know kknow what all the all………….. ect………..is. I messes up. Sorry to you all.
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Hello Patrick,
although I haven’t read your book – just the word AUTOSURF doesn’t give the impression of being harmless. I’m technically = 0, but when you are doing AUTOSURF, who will see your AD? Who will join? Who is looking at your AD?
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Hello Rieke,
The ads get displayed to an audience of people who belong to the same autosurf and are getting paid to look at the ads. They are hardly motivated buyers. What they’re interested in is “earning” a kickback to view ads.
This kickback, in theory, will help them retire 100 percent of the costs of their own ads, plus put them in “profit.” The U.S. government looks at these programs as illegal investment opportunities masked as “advertising” companies.
The problems don’t end there, however. Such services routinely engage in wire fraud and money-laundering, and there also are considerable concerns about tax evasion and possibly racketeering.
Any person who joins a surf could be doing business with a criminal. Any person who accepts a payment from an autosurf is at risk of being charged criminally and civilly, along with being made the subject of a clawback action to force the return of illegal returns.
The big promoters know they have considerable risk and are at risk of being sued and/or charged criminally and arrested, so they lie to their downlines and engage in all sorts of disingenuous behavior — such as saying the government is evil or “this will all be over soon and the government will be proven wrong.”
Basically, I view the autosurf trade as organized criminality on a global scale. If the risk of prosecution isn’t enough to dissuade prospects from ever joining one, then the risk that terrorists and criminals and drug dealers could be among the participants should be enough reason never to join an autosurf.
Patrick
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