VEMMA REP: FTC Used ‘Overlarge . . . Strap-On Dildo’

vemmalogoEDITOR’S NOTE: On some days, it seems as though no one in MLM has any PR savvy. This is one of those days.

Positioning himself as an insider who has spoken with Vemma CEO B.K. Boreyko, one of the company’s top affiliates took to the Internet today to declare the Federal Trade Commission appears to have worn a “very overlarge, extra-size strap-on dildo” and initiated a “bend-over job” against the company in the agency’s pyramid-scheme and deceptive-advertising case last month.

This approach apparently has hampered Vemma’s ability to get restarted, the pitchman suggests.

The crude, videotaped remarks by self-identified Top 25 Vemma affiliate Lanny Morton on Periscope came while Pope Francis was visiting the United States and occurred just days after Boreyko took to Instagram and asked “prayer warriors worldwide” for 24 hours of nonstop prayer in advance of a key Vemma hearing on Sept. 15.

The PP Blog was unable to contact Vemma today for its reaction to Morton’s comments, which were recorded while he drove a car on an Arizona highway. His video, titled “vemma vs FTC update,” also blamed the company’s troubles on Vemma promoters who were a “douchebag element.”

A federal judge last week permitted Vemma to restart operations, but put severe restrictions on the MLM company.

Individuals who caused trouble at Vemma can “suck on my left nut,” Morton said in the video.

Boreyko, he said, is “working his ass off” to get things going again.

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4 Responses to “VEMMA REP: FTC Used ‘Overlarge . . . Strap-On Dildo’”

  1. Such a class act…….

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  2. The next claims is that the FTC has privately admitted that they don’t have a case, but are trying to find a way out of their position without embarrassing themselves too much. Then we will have the statement that CEO B.K. Boreyko is too honest to testify, and all Vemma reps will send Bill O[Reilly tea bags and schedule a march on Washington on Thanksgiving.

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  3. Is Lanny related to Alex Morton? If so, guess he didn’t get the memo that Alex had jumped ship?

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  4. Did the video end with him asking everyone to pray for something?

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