Patrick Pretty: I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Hi Friends,
If you're a middle-aged person living in the United States, you no doubt recollect the old Alka-Seltzer commercial.
This line from it became part of the popular culture:
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing." : -)
I mentioned yesterday that I was going to my sister's house for Christmas dinner. For the record, I ended up eating the whole thing -- twice, in fact.
And that's why I'm happy to have a close personal relationship with Prilosec. Alka-Seltzer would have worked, too, but I didn't have any with me.
If you've been with me for a while, you likely already know that I'm perhaps the only top Poster Model in the entire world who regularly eats at buffets. My Mom served up dinner smorgasbord-style when I was a kid, and it turned into a lifelong preference.
Normally I don't overeat. After all, I am a Regulation Big Deal and necessarily must concern myself with my appearance. I could lose out on a lot of commercials and such if I got fat.
But yesterday I did overeat. Worry not: The Prilosec got me through it. If you're keeping tabs, you might want to mark down that I also overate at Thanksgiving. I plan not to overeat when my full family assembles Saturday for a Holiday celebration.
But in case I do, well . . . Prilosec.
You can learn more about me by reading "My Secret Identity." It shows you "the Patrick Pretty Way" of branding in Internet Marketing -- and puts a couple of the colors of my life on full display. I think you'll like these colors.
My Secret Identity
See you at a Buffet near you soon.
Patrick Pretty
The "Most Beautiful Little Boy In The World" -- 1964
Labels: My Secret Identity, Patrick Pretty. Alka-Seltzer, Prilosec
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