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  • A PONZI MYSTERY: Trevor Cook’s Faberge Eggs, Iraqi Dinars Missing; Appraiser Braves Elements, Accesses Cook’s Frozen Island Retreat In Canada By Snowmobile

    It’s starting to read like Ian Fleming fare, something straight out of James Bond and “Octopussy.”

    R.J. Zayed, the receiver in the alleged Trevor Cook/Pat Kiley Ponzi scheme in Minnesota, says he did not find Cook’s collection of Faberge eggs when, armed with a court order, he searched Cook’s home in Apple Valley. The precise size of the collection is unclear, but it has been described in court filings as featuring “numerous” eggs.

    The fabulous jeweled eggs also didn’t turn up at the Van Dusen mansion in Minneapolis, which Cook and Kiley used as an office. Potentially “millions” of Iraqi dinars once stored on the third floor of the mansion also are missing, according to court filings.

    Zayed was able to get cursory information on Cook’s island getaway in Canada, though — thanks to a real-estate appraiser who was willing to venture to the Rainy Lake Island property near Fort Francis, Ont., on a snowmobile.

    “Given the difficulty traveling to the island during the winter, however, no other licensed appraisers have been able to make an on-site inspection as of [yesterday],” Zayed said.

    Additional appraisals will be obtained with the spring thaw, presumably in April, “when the weather allows easier access to the island,” Zayed said.

    The Rainy Lake Island property consists of 2.3 acres of land. There are “several structures on the property, including an 1130 square foot log cabin, a guest cabin, docks and sheds,” Zayed said.

    “The dwelling structures are newly constructed and weather tight, but unfinished on the inside. The property is serviced with electrical power supplied by under water cable originating from the Minnesota side of the lake,” Zayed said.

    He estimated that the property was worth about $400,000 to $500,000.

    Cook, who is jailed for contempt of court for not turning over receivership assets, purportedly purchased a submarine to access the island, but discovered the waters were too dark for the submersible craft.

    Because of the unfriendly waters, Cook talked about moving the craft to Panama, whose waters he believed more suited for use of his submarine, according to court filings. The submarine purportedly was purchased on eBay.

    Zayed was able to locate 31 watches in a collection described in court filings as “vast,” including a “diamond studded Rolex watch that Cook gave to his wife and that she maintained in a safe deposit box.” He also recovered a ROM exercise machine that retailed for $14,165.

    Investors in the alleged $190 million scheme may get “pennies on the dollar,” Zayed said.

    Prior to being jailed in January, Cook asked Chief U.S. District Judge Michael Davis for a monthly allowance of $6,679, including a monthly outlay of $105 to cover the expenses of his three housecats and $100 for a gym membership.

    While searching Cook’s home, Zayed seized three automobiles: a 2005 Lexus 33 series; a 2004 Lexus L43; and a 1997 BMW 328ic. He is seeking to auction them off.

    Zayed already has sold a 1989 Rolls Royce; a 2004 Audi RS6; a 1985 Pontiac Fiero “Lamborghini Kit Car”; a 1998 BMW Z3; a 1989 Mercedes 420 SEL; and a 2000 Lexus. The cars, some of which had high mileage, fetched $73,100, according to court filings.

    All buyers were required to “sign a statement certifying that they were not serving as a proxy” for Cook or any other person or entity that is part of the probe, Zayed said.

    Meanwhile, Zayed sold Cook’s large-screen, high-definition TVs and other items such as computers and gambling equipment for “at least” $24,000 — higher than the expected amount, according to court filings. A final accounting of the auction was not yet finalized.

    An inventory of items suggested that the collection featured 10 TV sets with 50-inch screens and two sets with 42-inch screens. Like the car-buyers, the TV-buyers had to certify they were not acting as a proxy.

    The Cook/Kiley entities perpetrated “a massive scheme to defraud and that they never operated as legitimate investment vehicles,” Zayed said, noting that he believes the entities “have no value as ongoing businesses” and that “the value of any ‘investments’ in these entities has a present value of zero dollars.”

    Zayed said the Van Dusen mansion has a “still-confidential buyer” willing to pay $1.6 million in cash for the historic structure. A deal could close next month, if no buyer willing to pay more emerges.

    The property was marketed for $1.995 million, and racked up some big bills for security, repair of furnaces, repair of the alarm system, snow removal, cleaning and other maintenance.

    Cook, Kiley and several companies were implicated in an alleged $190 million Ponzi and forex fraud in November by the SEC and the CFTC. Kiley formerly hosted a show on Christian radio.

  • INTRIGUE: Is Our ‘joe’ The Surf’s Up ‘joe?’ Egg-Themed HYIP Pitch Leads To Questions As ASD Members Continue To Promote Programs Associated With Ponzi Model

    UPDATED 5:24 P.M. ET (U.S.A.) Is the “joe” who posted here before being blocked for showcasing an utter lack of restraint the same “joe” who pitched four HYIPs on the Pro-AdSurfDaily Surf’s Up forum two days ago?

    We don’t know.

    We do know, however, that both “joes” have pushed Ponzi programs and displayed an astonishing and unsettling amount of gumption. The Surf’s Up “joe,” for instance, used egg-themed, .info URLs that redirected to HYIPs, despite the fact state or federal prosecutors have brought racketeering charges against three alleged Ponzi schemes this week alone and ASD President Andy Bowdoin and ASD attorney Robert Garner have been sued by members for racketeering.

    Meanwhile, our “joe” — who as recently as three days ago still was pelting us with nuisance communications under multiple identities even after his access to posting here was blocked in September and he was warned publicly to cease — insisted we’d restore his posting privileges or else. He then embarked on a smear campaign against this Blog on Scam.com, using multiple posting identities there, too.

    Scam.com banned our “joe,” who has purported to have been a Prisoner of War in Vietnam, to have served harder time than the late Mafia figure John Gotti — and also to have been a graduate of MIT, whose curriculum is heavy on mathematics.

    Our “joe” hurt himself with the MIT claim. It’s highly unlikely that any MIT graduate could leave the campus without a core understanding of the math of Ponzi schemes. In the unlikely event “joe” did graduate from MIT, he’d be hard-pressed to explain to prosecutors he didn’t understand he was promoting illegal programs such as AdViewGlobal and AdVentures4U.

    He’d be equally hard-pressed to explain to POWs how pushing Ponzi schemes, which nowadays are getting widespread, constant publicity for the massive damage they cause, was a noble pursuit.

    Our “joe’s” most recent effort to stalk this Blog occurred Dec. 2, under yet another user identity. He used the wires to tell us that he’d be paying attention to our reports about the notorious cyberstalker “unclefesta26,” who is pillorying this Blog on YouTube and also stalking people who post here by publishing videos about them on YouTube.

    “By the way I can make excellent videos and have,” our “joe” suggestively told us Wednesday over the Internet. “Ole Festa doesn’t hold a candle to me.” Our “joe” called himself “Jake” in Wednesday’s reminder he was stalking us.

    “joe” has sent us dozens of illegitimate communications designed to harass since September. “joe leaves when joe wants to leave,” he said as the U.S. summer was beginning to transition into fall.

    ”You’ll be scrambling to put out fires,” our “joe” promised.

    “joe” no more has the right to do what he tries to do here than he does, say, to keep messaging his hometown newspaper with harassing communications (or any business) after being warned to cease and desist.

    Another thing we noticed about our “joe” during the summer was that he was sensitive to the word “racketeering” and the acronym RICO. He railed against this Blog in June, after it reported that the AdViewGlobal (AVG) autosurf had been mentioned in a racketeering lawsuit against Andy Bowdoin of AdSurfDaily. Indeed, some ASD members sued Bowdoin for racketeering. (See the comments in the thread for the link above.)

    Federal prosecutors later made a veiled reference to AVG in court filings in the ASD forfeiture case. Both the August 2008 and December 2008 forfeiture filings against ASD cite a racketeering statute in the body of the complaints. Regardless, plenty of ASD members went on to promote AVG, which formally launched in February 2009 — after two racketeering mentions in forfeiture complaints and after Bowdoin was sued by members for racketeering.

    Jaws dropped among people who pay attention to such things. The purveyors of AVG might as well have taken out an ad in the New York Times that read, “Yes, we are racketeers — and here’s how you, too, can harvest hefty profits from our racketeering scheme, especially if you belong to a Christian denomination!!”

    It’s clear that law-enforcement agencies with the power of arrest — the U.S. Secret Service, the FBI and state-level strike forces led by attorneys general and local prosecutors and police officers, for example — have had it up to their ears with Ponzi and affinity-fraud schemes and are treating purveyors like mobsters. They’re using both state and federal racketeering statutes to bring down the schemes.

    It’s also clear that the SEC, which does not have the power of arrest but can sue Ponzi scheme operators back to the Stone Age and works proactively with agencies that do have the power of arrest — also has had its fill of Ponzi and affinity-fraud schemes.

    How could it not? There now are allegations that Trevor Cook, implicated with Christian radio host Pat Kiley in an alleged $190 million Ponzi scheme in Minnesota, bought a private island in Canada with his loot and a submarine to access the island. Cook reportedly told his investors he discovered after purchasing the submersible craft on eBay that the waters surrounding the island were too dark to navigate by submarine, but that he planned to move his two-passenger sub to Panama, a country be believed to have clear waters.

    You can’t make this stuff up. It is an embarrassment to free enterprise, an embarrassment to the United States and the rest of the world. The word “Ponzi” has become positively nuclear as more and more senior citizens in their 80s have been fleeced out of their retirements by schemers and go to bed at night wondering how they’ll ever make ends meet.

    Basically, the U.S. law-enforcement and regulatory communities have been responding to the schemers’ crimes with nukes. Rarely a day passes without a detonation.

    Despite major undertakings by U.S. law-enforcement and regulatory entities such as the SEC, CFTC and state-level attorneys general and securities regulators to destroy Ponzi schemes — and despite racketeering, wire-fraud and money-laundering prosecutions — the “joes” of the Ponzi world apparently continue to believe there is something honorable about banking Ponzi profits earned while banks are failing in the United States, the foreclosure rate is surging in certain areas of the country, people of faith are being fleeced in Ponzi schemes, deaf people are being targeted in Ponzi schemes and 90-year-old men and women are looking for jobs to keep a roof over their heads.

    We don’t know if our “joe” is Surf’s Up’s “joe” — but we do know that “joe” is all about greed and the wanton disregard of the rules of a civilized society.

    Fact is, we did scramble to put out the fires promised by our “joe.” He did affect our ability to publish and asserted a nonexistent right to harass.

    joe“What I’m saying is get ready for the return of joe and then you can block all of these people from your site,” our “joe” said.

    He suggested that, although he is Uncle Festa’s superior in video production, he won’t use YouTube to harass this Blog or its readers.

    It’s our “joe’s” way: He dangles a suggestion, and then wraps it in words designed to create plausible deniability. It escapes him that the words alone constitute a crime because they are designed to chill recipients and put them in the position of scrambling to protect their property.

    That’s exactly what racketeers do. They suggest. They chill. They let you know there are consequences for not playing ball with them.

    “It would be fun [to make videos] but I don’t hate you like [Uncle Festa] does,” our “joe” said three days ago. “[I]n fact i don’t hate you at all. I’ll bet everyone misses me.”

    In a final bit of intrigue, it’s possible that the “joe” on Surf’s Up comes from Erie, Pa. That would be ironic indeed if it proved to be true. Erie is the birthplace of Harry Markopolos, the mathematician and financial analyst who exposed the $65 billion Ponzi scheme of Bernard Madoff.

    Erie has some fine high schools.  Harry Markopolos was a graduate of one of them and went on to become a world-class student of math and authority on Ponzi schemes. The Surf’s Up ” joe,” on the other hand, perhaps left Erie schools and went on to become  a cell-phone trafficker facing a $5 million judgment — and a purveyor of Ponzi schemes who said it was important not to have all of your Ponzi eggs in one Ponzi basket, that you should branch out into other Ponzi schemes.

    “ALL MY EGGS ARE NOT IN ONE BASKET,” the Surf’s Up ‘joe said. “I MAKE $2000.00 A WEEK.”

    And the Surf’s Up “joe” said it after Erie’s Harry Markopolos made the phrase “Ponzi scheme” impossible to ignore and kick-started the nuclear responses of the state and federal governments to those who would sell financial peril so they could own a Rolls-Royce or a submarine — or even make $2,000 a week on the Ponzi misery of others.

  • A PONZI WORLD FIRST? Regulators Have Evidence Accused Minnesota Schemer Trevor Cook Bought A ‘Submarine’ To Shuttle To Private Island

    You’ve heard about the Ponzi mansions. You’ve heard about the luxury automobiles — Scott Rothstein’s $1.6 million Bugatti and the $350,000 Rolls-Royces he and suspects in other Ponzi schemes enjoyed.

    Now comes word that Trevor Cook, implicated in Minnesota with radio talk-show host Pat Kiley in an alleged Ponzi scheme involving at least $194 million, owned a submarine.

    Not a submarine sandwich, but an actual, two-person, submersible submarine used for underwater transit. It allegedly was purchased on eBay for $40,000 and was used to tool around the waters that surrounded his private island in Canada.

    Yep, he allegedly bought himself his own island, too.

    An old-fashioned speedboat to access the island, perhaps, was too practical. And perhaps building a bridge to the island upon which Cook could pilot his Rolls was too expensive, even for an alleged Ponzi-schemer forcing himself to draw the line somewhere. (Yes, regulators say that Cook, like Rothstein and others, also owned a Rolls.)

    At least two people who’ve been deposed in the Cook case have referenced the submarine. And Cook referenced it himself in an email sent to an associate in Europe last spring, according to the Star Tribune of Minneapolis-St. Paul.

    He appeared to be disappointed after the purchase, the newspaper reported, because the waters surrounding the island were muddy. Not to worry, though: Cook ventured the sub would serve its intended purpose much farther south — in Panama, where he believed the water to be more sub-friendly than those dark waters in Canada.

    We obtained a copy of the Sept. 14 transcript in which SEC attorney Steven L. Klawans was conducting the deposition of witness Gerald Durand. The deposition turned to the matter of Cook’s affinity for expensive things.

    “Does Cook own any boats, planes or anything?” Klawans asked Durand.

    “I heard be bought a sub,” Durand replied.

    The transcript does not capture the emotional feel of the setting, but it’s easy to imagine that people observing the deposition were stunned.

    “A what?” Klawans intoned.

    “Submarine,” Durand reaffirmed.

    A moment later, in response to another question by Klawans, Durand told a story that may become the stuff of legend in the Ponzi world.

    “[Cook] told me . . . he bought the sub because he bought the island, so he needed a submarine to sail around the water up there. It’s a two-man deal. Paid $40,000 for it off of [eBay].”

    Visit the Star Tribune, whose coverage of both the alleged Tom Petters’ Ponzi scheme and the alleged Cook/Kiley Ponzi scheme has been riveting.

    Screen shot: Deposition in Cook/Kiley Ponzi case.
    Screen shot: Deposition in Cook/Kiley Ponzi case.