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Dear Aspiring Marketer, Here's where I begin the process of introducing you to "Simple Sales Copy," a piece of software I don't use myself. Don't be put off by that. You'll learn below why I don't use it. I'll also explain why perhaps you should use it.  If you're feeling charmed and amused right now it's likely because of the cartoon image of me, your old friend Patrick Pretty. It has that effect on people; it has that effect on me. Makes me feel like a kid again. Fun-filled days indeed.

For years I'd been told the images of me from my Saturday morning cartoon series were lost for the ages. 

"Celluloid rot" was the explanation.

I'm told it was a "clerical error," that my cartoon reels had been mislabeled ("The Beatles") and placed in the wrong vault for safe-keeping.

I feel good today; I loved that cartoon. Most of all I loved spending my Saturday mornings with you.

The best thing about finding the reels is that every day can be Saturday again.

That's not true in a technical sense, of course. The other days still exist, and you'll be busy building your web business and trying to make money online.

Discover Yourself And Watch Your Profits Gain A Head Of Steam! 

If you're not making money, it could be for several different reasons. Here are a few of the big ones:

• Lack of focus.
• Program-hopping.
• Ignoring the importance of branding.
• Your writing.

Here’s where I tell you why I don't use "Simple Sales Copy" but believe it could benefit you if you're struggling to make money online. Internet marketing is not the easiest thing in the world. It's not the hardest either -- if you have the tools and know-how. 

I don't use "Simple Sales Copy" because I was practically born with a typewriter in my hands. My agents and managers bought one for me when I was 5 years old. The idea was to keep me occupied between photo sessions and TV appearances.

"Patrick," they'd say. "You can write real good."

Even at the age of 5 I knew they meant "real well."

As my career as a child model and commercial spokesman advanced into my adulthood, I came to understand two important things:

• Branding is critical to marketing success.
• Writing is, too.

Almost all Internet Marketers have the desire to succeed. Money streaming into your PayPal account is an intoxicating thought.

But it's not a realistic one.

The reason it's not realistic is because Internet Marketing is a highly competitive field. Some people do understand branding. And these same people understand copywriting, and they're kicking the living daylights out of all the people who don't "get it."

"Simple Sales Copy" can help you "get it." 

It's a virtual desktop warehouse, one that includes hundreds of attention-grabbing copywriting phrases to help your offers convert. These are broken down into several categories:

• Headlines.
• Subheads.
• Openings.
• Bullets.
• Guarantees.
• Closes.
• PS.
• Similies (Not To Be Confused With "Smilies.")
• Copy Connectors.
• Power Words.

I tested "Simple Sales Copy" before I composed this offer. My conclusion is that it's a fine product for beginners and intermediate marketers who have tasted some success in Affiliate Programs but desire to make more money by creating their own sales letters and unique Internet Marketing signature.

It can help you write persuasive sales copy. Meanwhile, it can help you expand your imagination and get your marketing brain where it needs to be.

Will today be the day you start to discover the copywriter buried deep inside of you?

Say, for example, you're a member of an Affiliate program. You're probably using the same sales page as every other member of the program, meaning you have nothing to distinguish yourself from the competition.

"Simple Sales Copy" can help you create a unique identity. You could use it to help compose your own sales page for the Affiliate Program instead of using the same stale Template your fellow affiliates are using.

Can you see the advantage in that?

And because almost all marketers eventually desire to take a stab at creating their own program to sell information products or digital downloads, you'll have the advantage of having a desktop library of phrases that will help your offers convert.

Can you see the advantage in that?

Here's Your "Simple Sales Copy" Action Plan

Friend, "Simple Sales Copy" does not do the work for you; it provides a powerful library of copywriting phrases to put you on the right track, to help you shape your thinking.

The best use of it for a beginner or intermediate marketer, I believe, is to use the "Copy and Paste" function built into "Simple Sales Copy" to help you construct your own offers.

Start by composing a sales letter in Microsoft Word or a Template you own. Keep "Simple Sales Copy" open in the background. 

If you get stuck for a word or a phrase, look inside the "Simple Sales Copy" library and simply copy and paste into your salesletter a phrase that appeals to you.

Do this whenever you get stuck. But don't stop there! Refine what you've copied and pasted. Rework the phrase if it's not precisely right.

In no time at all you'll gain confidence as a copywriter. Summoning powerful words and phrases will become second nature to you.

If you have a brain cramp, well, "Simple Sales Copy" always will be there for you to help keep you on the right track.

A Bonus From Patrick Pretty, The "Master Of Eye Candy" 

I became my own brand name at the age of 5. Just a year earlier I'd been voted "The Most Beautiful Little Boy In The World." Heady stuff for a pre-schooler, I know.

When the U.S. Grape Federation asked me to become its "child spokesman" -- and when grape and raisin sales skyrocketed in the months ahead -- well, I was pretty much on my way.

It's hard not to learn about branding when your branding education begins at a tender age. 

Because I know a lot about branding, especially how critical it is to marketing success, I'd like to share my knowledge with you.

Included as a Bonus with "Simple Sales Copy" is "No Two Fingerprints Alike: Curing The Internet Marketing Identity Crisis."

It's a superb report from the branding experts at the Net Intelligence Agency. I am honored to have been asked to write the Introduction to "No Two Fingerprints Alike." 

Read this report and learn. It will inspire you; it will help you see what's possible. Absorb the message. It will help you become a bright Crayon in a box full of dull ones.

Keep "No Two Fingerprints Alike" near you when you're working with "Simple Sales Copy" to produce your sales pages. 

Think unique copy. Think clean copy. Think powerful copy. Think branded copy.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you press "Return To Merchant" after placing your order.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you press "Return To Merchant" after placing your order.

P.S. You're buying "Simple Sales Copy" and getting the bonus copy of "No Two Fingerprints Alike" from me, Patrick Pretty. I have no idea who the attractive blond woman above is. Very pretty smile and an interesting pose, wouldn't you agree?

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